The New York Stock Exchange with DOGINVEST on the marquee
11 Wall Street · New York · the dog is inside

Dog in vest.
$INVEST.

He put on the vest. Now he runs the street. Buy. Hold. Sit. Stay.

Buy $INVEST @doginveststonk
Listed · New York Stock Exchange*
*not listed. he is a dog.
scroll to enter
No. 001 · The Long Game issueWall Street's good boyPrice: one treat
A shiba puppy in a black vest and tie
Inside the vest.
How a nine-week-old took the floor — p. 4
Buy. Hold. Sit. Stay.
The only strategy that has never lost — p. 12
The 4:01 exit.
Why he leaves the floor first — p. 22
Treats are the new yield.
Our analysts (him) explain — p. 31
Chief Investment Officer · dog · in vest
$INVEST · dog in vest · 0 0 1
— The cover storyp. 4 · the long game
The dog in a vest playing chess — the long game
Fig. 1 — the long gamepieces untouched since Tuesday
The long game

He's been playing since he was nine weeks old. He does not know the rules. He is winning.

Analysts asked about his opening. He sat. They asked about his endgame. He stayed. The board has not moved in three weeks and he is up 420%. Nobody at the table has the heart to tell him it's his turn.

— from the cover story, p. 4
01 — The big boardpositions · updated whenever he wakes up
Invest & Co. · trading floor--:--:--
* all figures illustrative. the vest is real.sellers will be escorted from the floor
02 — House rulesread aloud on the floor every morning
01

The vest is not a costume.

confirmed by compliance (him)
02

The vest is a commitment.

he has never taken it off
03

Greed is for humans. Treats are forever.

policy, effective immediately
04

Nobody leaves the floor before he does.

he leaves at 4:01. sharp.
05

Buy. Hold. Sit. Stay.

the entire strategy
03 — The floorexhibits · unaudited
The dog in a vest at a podium in front of a crowdExhibit A
i.

No comment.

Press conference, day one. He is a dog. The questions stopped.

The dog in a vest holding a pen across a boardroom tableExhibit B
ii.

Point made.

Nobody knows what it was. Approved unanimously.

A one dollar bill with the dog in a vest in the portraitExhibit C
iii.

In dog we trust.

Legal tender for all treats, public and private.

The dog in a vest in front of a stock boardExhibit D
iv.

Market conditions.

Up. He is standing in front of it. That counts.

04 — The opening bellhe rings it every morning. now you can.

Ring the bell.

press it. the market is waiting.

bell rung 0 times · market: open
05 — How to buythree steps. he can do two of them.
i.

Get a wallet.

The vest has no pockets. You'll need somewhere to keep him.

ii.

Copy the CA.

Only ever use the address below. One dog, one vest, one contract.

iii.

Buy. Hold. Sit. Stay.

Then you're on the floor. Welcome. Don't touch his treats.

contract addressdropping on @doginveststonk — follow so you don't miss the bell.
Buy $INVEST